Thursday, May 22, 2008
My week
Tuesday night I took one of my new sales reps to the MOA. She is up here for training and loves shoes. We began our evening with dinner at Newt and I's favorite restaraunt. With dinner we partook in a little ditty sweetly named "Lemon Drop". This was my very first Martini and I discovered that it was very good. I also discovered that drinking one and 1/2 of these little lemon drops followed by shopping made for some good entertainment for the sales clerks. I did behave and only left with one pair of shoes, a shirt that was too expensive but looks hot and a sexy new pair of sunglasses. She was a blast and we're talking about me flying down to Virginia Beach to party it up there some time soon.
Last night we had my daughters last choir concert. The kids sing so beautifully that I find myself really enjoying listening. From there, the kids and I headed down to one of the local pubs that has sand pit volleyball games on Wednesday night. The group that I hang out with from town play on one team and we decided it was good to show our support. Having a beer and a beautiful spring night while doing so is just a bonus. Once the games were all finished, my kids and I along with some of the other players hit the court and played a game ourselves. Outside of the fact that the sand was freezing, we had a blast. We shook off our clothes the best we could but when I got home, I dropped trau to hit the shower and could her the sand hitting the floor. Needless to say...I will have extra cleaning duties tonight. Oh hell, they have another game tonight so the sand will have to wait for the weekend!
Speaking of which, the weekend is stacking up to be quite the busy one. Friday night is out with the crew. Saturday morning, drop the dog off at the groomer then off to spend some time with my Newt with a high possibility of a DATE later that night. Sunday is our first official day on the lake at dads where I will be soaking up the rays from the first floatation devise I can get me hands one. We will also be having a polish golf tournament and food on the grill which sounds like a perfect day to me. Monday will be low key with work around the house and hopefully in the yard as long as the weather still holds out.
Enjoy your long weekend everyone!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Random Nonsence
Me: (slightly groggy) What?
Her: I think there's a tick on Lucy, can you get the tweezers?
I throw back the blankets and start walking out to my purse in the kitchen.
Her: Never mind ma.
Me: Why?
Her: It was just her nipple.
******
Don't tell your father you're in heat. He will call you later in the day and remind you that if you act on such feelings you will spend eternity in heat in the depths of hell. Thanks dad, nice buzz kill.
******
Don't eat homemade chicken soup right after boiling it to make dumplings. Doing so scorches the taste buds from your tongue and leaves you feeling like you have the worst breath in the world.
******
Do make the dumplings because the soup just isn't the same without them.
******
Having DQ blizzards with my mom, my gramma, sister and daughter yesterday was the highlight of my weekend.
******
Don't buy a guy that you thought was a friend a shot at the bar because when you don't go home with him, he will no longer look at you.
******
Ipods are currently the greatest invention ever made as I can shut out the world at work as I am slightly cranky today.
******
Lack of sleep induces momentary loss of sanity which can cause a grown woman to break down in tears in the Taco Bell drive through for no apparent reason.
******
A beefy cheesy burrito makes everything seem better even if it's only while consuming it.
I will finish this blog by telling you all about the wonderful Mother's Day gift I received from my son via mail last week. I pulled it out of it's box and started to cry at how beautiful it was. Three days later I finally read the enclosed card and discovered the meaning of the design.
The picture doesn't do it justice, it's beautiful.
In the center is a diamond which represents the strength of a Mother
Around the diamond are 6 hearts for each letter in the word Mother
The tips of the hearts come together to form a star. As the stars have guided travelers for years, so does a Mother guide her children.
There are 365 lines on the base of the necklace behind the hearts and diamond. These lines represent the sacrifices that Mother's make every day of the year for their children.
Inscribed on the back is: To Mom, With Love.
I have the greatest kids on the face of the earth.....Beth says I can say that.
He comes home this Friday after spending this week in Combatives training. They won't let him have his phone during this week so we can't say goodnight but I am counting the minutes to when I can throw my arms around him.
I was also able to spend the day with my daughter on Sunday. After blizzards, we hit our favorite mall area for pedicures and a little shopping. It was a wonderful day.
I hope you all had wonderful days as well.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
A little advice please
This whole "dating" thing...how does it work. I mean seriously? It's ok to meet and go out with different men? Can you kiss them? Can they fondle you? Is a "one nighter" acceptable or does that make you a dirty whore? What about younger "men"? How much younger before you look really stupid? Do you give them your number right away or is there a protocol? I don't get this and I'm really confused. Not like they are knocking down my door but there was a couple. Is sex the only thing that guys are looking for or are there still nice gentlemen out there? Can you date without drama? How do you know if they are in a relationship and bull shitting you by saying they aren't?
I appreciate your help. I'm a old dog trying to learn new tricks and I don't know which side to lift my leg on the fire hydrant!